What is Team Asunder?
Team Asunder is a group of people who get their rocks off by making fun of each other, goading one another into fits of rage, and who enjoy helping those around them. We developed TA Magazine in order to share our “FUN.”
Why are you people on my internetz?
First of all, we don’t like being referred to as “YOU PEOPLE.” Second, we are on your ‘internetz’ because you left us on, your friend left us on, you followed a link, or you fell for it, SUCKER!
What can we expect from you people?
Again with the “you people,” we just talked about that. Can you not read? Seriously, it’s spelled out in plain English in the question above. I almost don’t want to answer your question now, but unlike you I’m not rude. You can expect to get completely unbiased/biased reviews and opinions from people who know about these things. We are here to entertain you and awaken that particular sense of humor that lies deep within all of us, like Santa.
What’s that Charity Gameathons tab all about?
Charity Gameathons is a group we work with that raises money for different charities, but primarily Child’s Play. Conveniently for our fans, Charity Gameathons is made up almost entirely of Team Asunder members.
Do you need any help?
In what way? That question could really be asking a lot of different things. How about you ask another question and maybe I’ll reveal the answer.
Do you need writers?
Oh! Well why didn’t you just ask that question instead of that really ambiguous question. You really didn’t think these out did you? Anywho, the answer is a resounding yes! However, currently we aren’t paying anyone.
Are you really not paying any of the contributors or are you just saying that so you don’t have to pay me?
Look, I like you. You’ve got spunk. We could use that as long as you’re willing to give it up for free. Right now, TA Magazine’s costs are coming out of pocket and we are working to bring better content to the table without payment. One day we’ll start paying everyone; however, we will not do that back pay crap. If you want to write for us, then you better be dedicated and stick with it if you want anything to come of it.
I can make comics, cartoons, or something else really cool; will you publish it on this site?
Yes we will. We are currently working out the details for such things. We can’t pay you, but there is a possibility that you will get more views at our site rather than hosting your own site. Also, we have a lot of really cool people you’ll be able to collaborate with. Think about it.
Who is your t-shirt vendor?
Our shirt vendor is Shark Robot. They’re real cool people with great prices. Be sure to buy up all the shirts you can.
14/F/California. My name is Candy…Apple. Hello? Anyone still reading? Whew, wasn’t sure how much longer I was going be able to keep up that persona. OH! You’re still here…um…you look sexy in those chaps?
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